Might Want To Cancel Travel Plans To Uganda

Just when you thought it was safe to go to Uganda, officials have announced another deadly outbreak of the Ebola virus. So far the contagious disease has claimed 14 lives. If you happen to be in the vicinity here’s what to do, avoid shaking hands, casual sex or do-it-yourself burials because it’s  transmitted by close contact and there is NO treatment.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary

4 responses to “Might Want To Cancel Travel Plans To Uganda

  1. Ebola is a nasty one. *shivers*

  2. Do it yourself burials? Now why would I want to bury myself alive?

  3. Hmmm…. I wonder if I can get a refund on those air fares. I was going there to start up a new business Tony’s Cheap As Chips Funeral Services. All you need is an office with a large roof to chuck the bodies on. Then shake hands with the mourners & wish them well. They can come back in a few weeks & collect their loved one’s bones once the crows have picked he carcase clean.
    Was looking forward to my own little slice of Ugandan paradise. There goes that dream I guess…
    Hmmm… That could be a #1 hit song. “Don’t think twice, just another day in Ugandan Paradise…”

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