Police in Louisville arrested a man they believe stole a book about ETHICS and then tried to sell it at another bookstore.
Monthly Archives: July 2012
Feet up Queenslanders, there is a King Cobra on the loose on the Gold Coast. Veteran snake catcher Tony Harrison received an anonymous call from a bloke concerned his escaped snake would attack someone. Initially Mr Harrison thought he was talking about a King Brown but the caller corrected him. Oh for crying out loud , haven’t we got enough scary wildlife down under?
Psst Might want to sleep with both eyes open!!!
Holy Gideon Bible Batman. A hotel in England has ditched the standard “Bible in the bedside draw ” for the
mommy porn steamy novel Fifty Shades of Grey on the nightstand. The local vicar is not amused stating “The Bible remains a source of comfort and inspiration that many people do find helpful.” Hmm, some could argue the same for Fifty Shades.
An extremely tight lipped Kristen Stewart who refuses to talk about ANYTHING personal suddenly tells the world she has cheated …. give me a break…. PUBLICITY STUNT !!!
Psst Now I have to wade through piles and piles of this Kstew cheating crap to find other crap to write about!!!! Sheez.
It’s official , Kim Jong Um is off the market ladies. After weeks of rumors that the mysterious woman, following the Supreme leader around like a sheep, was his sister, it has been confirmed it’s his missus Ri Sol-ju. Yes, the tubby dictator is married. New rumors are now circulating that his
Supreme house wife is none other than Hyon Song-wol, an ex girlfriend that his daddy hated and subsequently forced Ummy to dump.
OK, I’m not sure when or even IF Jennifer Love Hewitt actually said this but …..
“My hips have always been big. I remember thinking at one point, ‘I know: I’ll get my hips lipo’d off!’ You can’t, it’s bone.”
OK, I don’t want to alarm you loons, but look what just washed up from the East River in New York!!!! It looks awfully like Satan’s handiwork, despite the New York City Parks department claiming it to be a pig. Last time I looked pigs had trotters not friggin Freddy Krueger claws. The Gawker are proclaiming it to be a subway rat but I suspect something more sinister!!!!