Things for Assange to do while he sweats it out in Ecuador

Julian Assange’s bucket list for Ecuador

1. Hug some blue-footed boobies

2. Pat an Iguana at the Galápagos Islands

3. Go Inca Empire shopping

4. Have a picnic by the Andes

5. Get an odd job manufacturing textiles

6. Brush up on his Spanish

7. Get some highlights for the hair, maybe even a light perm?

8. Equator hop back and forth from Ecuador to Colombia

9.  Buy condoms

10. Rummage through some of Rafael Correa’s private memos

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3 responses to “Things for Assange to do while he sweats it out in Ecuador

  1. Now all he has to do is get from the steps of the embassy into a waiting car. This is going to be an interesting excercise.

  2. Like to see how long he lasts after wikileaking the drug lords business

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