I’m Not Lion

Feet up people in Essex, seems there is a friggin lion on the loose. Yes, you heard me LION! Witnesses say they saw the beast roaming the area and the thing even roared. One petrified person sprinted passed a group of people screaming “It’s a f**king lion”. All zoos say their lions are accounted for so police are now trying to locate circuses. So loons, if you see a big tan cat with a mane near the village of St Osyth, please don’t pat it.

Psst Maybe he’s a TOWIE fan…hmm, or maybe NOT?

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife

One response to “I’m Not Lion

  1. Androgoth

    Have you seen that image they offered on the news? It was obviously just a domestic cat and the photograph had been tampered with, well that’s what I think anyway… Of course you might know different? 🙂

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