Stephen Shen, Taiwan’s environmental minister, wants men to friggin sit down when they go for a leak in public toilets. Seriously, you guys couldn’t hit the hole if you tried!!! Anywho, he has suggested that men sit on the toilet seat rather than stand so the next bloke doesn’t have to shoot around the mess . One person on a Taiwanese forum posted “I’d love to see Stephen Shen and (President) Ma Ying-jeou demonstrate on TV how to sit down to pee,” Hmm, next there will be calls to put the friggin lid down.
Psst I bet it was his wife’s idea.
A cross dressing bandit has held up a gas station in Geelong, Melbourne. Police say he was wearing “fake nails, blue eye shadow, red lipstick and black stockings” and had “demanded cash and cigarettes in a manly voice.” If you recognize him, be kind and don’t tease him.
OMG, a Spanish pensioner in her 80s decided she’d surprise her priest by attempting to restore a 19th century fresco in the local church. Shame she actually didn’t know how to paint. Check out her seriously blotched DIY job …
Sad to report that puppeteer Jerry Nelson has died. OK, you are probably thinking who? Jerry was the voice of Sesame Street’s Count von Count. RIP Jerry Nelson.
Feet up people in Essex, seems there is a friggin lion on the loose. Yes, you heard me LION! Witnesses say they saw the beast roaming the area and the thing even roared. One petrified person sprinted passed a group of people screaming “It’s a f**king lion”. All zoos say their lions are accounted for so police are now trying to locate circuses. So loons, if you see a big tan cat with a mane near the village of St Osyth, please don’t pat it.
Psst Maybe he’s a TOWIE fan…hmm, or maybe NOT?
I don’t know which is worse, having to face your neighbors after having had very, very noisy sex or having to face court after being charged under the Environmental Protection Act for your loud canoodling. The couple will be the first in South Australia to be charged with this type of offense, after police were called out over 20 friggin times…. since April….by very disgruntled neighbors.
Psst Environmental Protection Act LOL!!! I’m sure the wildlife didn’t care!!!
The first man to set foot on the Moon has died from heart surgery complications at 82. Neil Armstrong, who commanded the Apollo 11, will be most remembered for his first words as he stepped from the spacecraft onto the moon “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind,” . Rest in peace.