Sorry, You’re Too Fat For Death Row

Put you on a strict diet too huh?

Eat up death row inmates because if you get too fat they ain’t gonna execute you. Well not in Ohio anyways. It seems if you top the scales at 480lbs (218kg) you may have  a “torturous and lingering death.” and therefore can’t be permanently removed from society. Just ask Ronald Post, he’s spent the last 30 years on death row and is now so big they fear they won’t even be able to find a vein let alone squeeze him onto the execution gurney. In an ironic twist Post said he has tried to lose weight but he has a knee and back problem and can’t exercise.

Psst Yeah, yeah one more time loons, Friggin Ohio, home of Bearman.


Filed under Friggin Ohio Home of Bearman, I'm Just Saying !

5 responses to “Sorry, You’re Too Fat For Death Row

  1. God God being that big is bad enough!!!!

  2. We could starve him for a couple months

  3. Nothing but vegemite for six months ought to do it.

  4. What’s wrong with a strategically aimed rifle sending a skull bursting hollow point straight between the eyes??? Some criminal justice systems just have no creative imagination

  5. Geez… what (how often and in what quantities) are they feeding those guys? Can I get some delivery?

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