It Was A Good Idea At The Time

OK, so if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Hmm, probably. So if a 800lb man turns up at a crematorium and you dismember him because he can’t fit in the oven, does that make it a crime? Well, technically no, according to police, but if the man’s family haven’t given permission, that’s a license suspension right there!!

Want sauce with that?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !

6 responses to “It Was A Good Idea At The Time

  1. Binky

    So I guess there’s such a thing as legal, authorized dismemberment?

  2. How’d they get him to the crematorium? In a dump truck?

  3. Oh come on how did they know? Did they ask the dead guy?

  4. What exactly does this have to do with the tree Loon?

  5. You have to do what you have to do to get the job done. The family are just whingers.. C’mon people let the Cremators do their job.
    Coulda been worse, they coulda built a funeral pyre in the crematorium carpark to burn him on

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