OK, here’s the thing mister bank robber, holding up a bank for a buck so you can go to federal prison is kind of pathetic. Even the teller had to ask if it was a joke (probably because he was a regular customer). The Pennsylvania man requested to be sent to Loretto Pa on one of the notes and “Federal bank robbery. Please hand over $1.00.” on the other. Police aren’t sure why but he now has a date with the judge.