Hmm, so why not get someone you love a chocolate baby head this Yuletide, compliments of Conjurer’s Kitchen …yummy. I wouldn’t pick the nose but I could be tempted to have an eye?
Monthly Archives: November 2012
For the past few days my little corner of the world has been suffering a massive spring storm. Hello, I was nearly cleaned up by 5 flying wheelie bins before encountering the waves from hell on the highway. Those waves are from a river. Can you imagine how embarassing it would be to get wiped out by a river wave?
OK, here’s the thing hip hop artist, if you happen to get your laptop stolen overseas don’t be offering a $1 million reward for its return unless you really mean it. A New York hip hopper who reneged on the reward money has been forced , by a New York jury, to cough up $1 million to a dude in Germany who found it while walking his dog. What the hell was on the laptop? The singer is claiming the dude was the one who had originally stolen it. Well, if that’s the case that’s a double bummer.
Egads, this should be a warning to anyone considering a butt implant ….
When you see blood flowing fom their SUV, that’s how. OK, here’s the thing deer poachers, if you illegally shoot a deer and then stab it to death in your vehicle when it suddenly comes back to life, you might want to clean up the mess before heading home. The clowns were caught when motorist began ringing the cops reporting that a SUV was dripping blood all over the highway.
Oo Oh, don’t support gay marriage? Keep your girlfriends close guys, because they are coming for them!!!!
When a woman’s girlfriend couldn’t find her detachable latex penis on Thanksgiving Day she got planked…with an ironing board. That’s an assault charge right there missy!!!
Want to get back at your ex? Well, here’s the most nastiest way possible. You buy a car, register it under your ex’s name and then park it at Chicago’s O’hare Airport for three years. When the Chicago’s Department of Finance finally tracks them down, they will be given a bill for $105,000 in parking fines. Ta-da. Oh yeah, and don’t worry, in Chicago, judges make the victim pay. Don’t believe me, just ask Jennifer Fitzgerald, that’s what her ex boyfriend did. Now she is the proud owner of the biggest fines in Chicago’s history.