Word of warning lady loons, never, ever undercook your man’s pizza . Some guy tried to drown his wife in a dog bowl after he got pissed about the soft crust. Seems it wasn’t to his liking so he did what any pizza loving dude would do, he rubbed the missus’ face in the dog’s water bowl. When police arrived she was still dripping wet. Hmm, that’s a attempted murder, strangulation and battery charge right there.