The Ultimate Car Thief Fail

Man hands in stolen corvette because too expensive to hideOMG,OMG, OMG, you silly, silly, dumbass car thief.  A guy who stole a brand new red Chevrolet Corvette in 1989 has handed himself into police because it just got too expensive to hide it. Seems over the past two decades the damn car has cost him $70,000 in storage fees. When the San Diego police retrieved the Corvette it only had 67 miles on the clock and still smelled like a new car. Here’s the double dumbass bonus, the car was later sold on eBay for $39,741.

Psst The dude was an Irish immigrant .

Want sauce with that?


Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, Sore Loser, Thanks For Nothing

12 responses to “The Ultimate Car Thief Fail

  1. Binky

    $70,000 for 67 miles. Over $1,000 per mile. Why did he steal it if he was never going to drive it? And why turn himself over to police?

  2. Corvette? Irishman? Hiding the car? I know an Irish man like that…at a B&B in Dublin..the Corvette was blue though…hmmmm..I wonder…

  3. Androgoth

    Hi Loon,
    are you having a
    nice day today? 😉

    Hope you are
    keeping cool too 🙂

    Andro xxx

  4. Handed himself in…. why not just dump it? Oh that’s right he was Irish.

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