Monthly Archives: December 2012

Searching For the “Evil” Gene

Evil gene...and you?

Evil gene…and you?

Years ago I read a book by a Quantico profiler who had studied some of the worse serial killers in the US. He hinted that it was highly probably that there was a direct link between their actions and a dodgy gene. However, the FBI were reluctant to confirm this in fear that it would act as a loophole for lawyers to get their clients off.  So where am I going with this? Well, today it was announced that a group of  United States geneticists want to study Newtown school killer Adam Lanza’s remains, in the hope of finding a mutant gene. The problem is, if they do identify it, then what?  We test people for the “evil” gene and ??????  Hmm, there’s a stigma you just don’t want.

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All Iranian Female Ministers Do, Is Complain

Just remember who wear's the grey trouser pants around here

Just remember who wear’s the grey trouser pants around here

Well that didn’t last long. Imadinnerjacket has sacked Iran’s first woman minister because she had the audacity to criticise the country’s health policies. Seems the health minister Marziyeh Vahid Dastjerdi’s gripe was about the importation of luxury cars taking priority  over the importing of vital medicines. Problem is that since being slapped with International sanctions, Iran’s had to  prioritize what they can bring into the country and medicine ain’t top of the list …. nor is female ministers it seems!!! Begone.

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Don’t Attempt This At Home

chainsaw fail

Oh nuts!!!

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Who Let The Sharks Out?

This is not what you want. A shark tank in a shopping center in Shanghai bursts . AND yes, it had friggin sharks in it. Dear god my two worst fears, sharks and shopping centers!!!!

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Elephant Eats Apple … iPhone

Seriously, I wouldn’t be that desperate to get it back . In fact, keep it.

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Strike One

Elderly woman dies in match factory mishapAn elderly woman working in a match factory in India was dragging a bundle of match boxes across the floor to make way for sweeping  when the friction caused… oh come on loons, you know the rest ….kaboom.

Want sauce with that?

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Cool Hand Luke Fail

Man dies eating 28 raw eggsA Tunisian man died after swallowing 28 raw eggs in one go. The 20 year old had made a bet with his mate but after downing the eggs he began experiencing stomach pains and died on the way to the hospital. Should have boiled them.

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Top Santa Requests

Top Santa requestsOh dear, how sad. A survey conducted this year at two British stores revealed the most common  requests made by children at Christmas  included  a new baby sibling or a father.

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Naughty

Festive elves arrestedIn other news , two festive elves have been arrested in England after attacking two men at a bar.

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RIP Jack Klugman and Charles Durning

Jack Klugman and Charles Durning dieDim the lights, two of my favorite actors passed away over Christmas, Jack Klugman and Charles Durning.

Jack Klugman, who was best remembered for his role as Oscar Madison the messy sports reporter in the Odd Couple and detective Quincy Jones , passed away suddenly. Klugman who battled throat cancer in the 1980s and trained himself to speak again was 90. RIP Jack Klugman.

Charles Durning, dubbed the “king of the character actors”,  had played everything from Santa to a Nazi. His movies included The Sting, The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, Tootsie, To Be or Not to Be, Dog Day Afternoon and O Brother Where Art Thou? Durning was 89.

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