Say What? I Got No STD

Reporter takes down drunk videobomber with an awesomne own.

Zimbabwe is broke

Guess how much money Zimbabwe has left in the bank? Ok, you want a hint … Hmm, let see … How’s about $217 . Egads, that ain’t gonna go far.

Patient Not That Soft

A top erectile dysfunction doc has been shot dead by his patient.

Husband Fail

OK , here’s the thing mister. If you call 911 after accidentally running over your wife don’t be caught accidentally stomping on her head as the paramedics arrive. Just saying.

Just Saying

Stop Scratching Barbara Walters

Seems Barbara Walters has Chicken Pox. Run Whoopi, Elizabeth and Joy.

Psst Slow news day.

We Can Pee, But Just Not That Good

The president of the Family Research Council believes women shouldn’t be allowed in combat because they can’t pee outdoors. Oh for crying out loud, sure it may run down the leg a bit, but pooping ain’t a problem. Check out all the other awesome reasons ….

Want sauce with that?