Friggin Oompa-Loompas

Two Oompa-Loompas attack manAttention good folk of Norfolk in England, be on the look out for two nasty Oompa-Loompas. Seems these Willy Wonka wannabes attacked a man and left him with two black eyes and cuts to his face. Police describe them as having painted orange faces, green hair and wearing hoop tops. Friggin giant chewy nerds.


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13 responses to “Friggin Oompa-Loompas

  1. Oompah Loompa dooba de doo
    Get too close & we will punch you
    Oompah Loompa dooba de dee
    With 2 black eyes you just can’t see

  2. I take no responsibility for the green hair

  3. Androgoth

    I wonder if they have Mega’s undies? 😦

  4. I’m not surprised… have you seen that river scene in Willy Wonka?! Those guys were cooking-up something a bit stronger than chocolate!

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