Hugh Finally Marries Crystal

Hugh Hefner marries Crystal HarrisWell, after a shock breakup in 2011, Hugh Hefner (86) finally put a ring on Crystal Harris’ (26) finger. Following the private ceremony, the glowing bride later zipped off to her computer to change her name on all her social networking sites to Crystal Hefner. Fingers crossed for the wedding night, as Crystal once admitted she had only slept with Hefner once and it lasted “like two seconds”.

Psst Lets just hope the marriage lasts longer than Hugh and lets hope Hugh lives another 20 years.


Filed under Well I Never

26 responses to “Hugh Finally Marries Crystal

  1. At least we know he can afford the Viagra!

  2. Crystal likes dried prunes? Just wondering… 😦

  3. I go limp at the very thought and I don’t even have a pakage

  4. celticqueen1

    Come on they are in love. It will last forever and trhey will have loads of kids because that’s what people in love do. They will be doting parents and put aside all the superficial hooha of their past lives. You lot are just so cynical tsk tsk. I just don’t know why you are all so negative, I mean it’s only a 60 year difference. It’s nothing 😉
    Ok give it a month.

  5. Binky

    If at first you don’t succeed. . .

  6. I think Hef’s gonna be around forever. He’s not going anywhere. 🙂

  7. celticqueen1

    And the whole world is watching.I mean a Green Bay Packer’s cap maybe but definitely not a sailors hat.

  8. She must have realized she had no talents in order to make money elsewhere

  9. celticqueen1

    Imagine if she ever looks LUSTFULLY at a younger hotter bod!! Old Hughie could have a heart attack and she’ll be loaded lol WIN WIN. It was all worth her while.

  10. celticqueen1

    OMG Rachel’s wearing Hef’s cap. say it ain’t so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Excuse me…
    I need a minute…
    *wipes tear from eye*

    • Pleads the Fifth. Will only say that I was at one time (about 25 years ago) a visitor to Mr. Hefner’s LA Mansion.
      Luckily, I did NOT receive the cap, or anything else, from Hef .

      Stop giggling. now. All of you.
      For shame Bob! tsk tsk tsk
      -snorts laughter back-

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