British Water Affecting Otters’ Penis Bones

What about the beavers???

What about the beavers???

Well British loons, it seems the weight of otters’ penis bones are decreasing. What the hell does that even mean? Experts are saying the reason for this is the chemicals found in British waterways. The male otters are also suffering from an increase in undescended testicles and cysts on sperm-carrying tubes. One doctor says this is an early warning sign to all mammals including humans. Dear god a decreasing penis bone is not what you want.

Want sauce with that?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife

8 responses to “British Water Affecting Otters’ Penis Bones

  1. Binky

    Nature’s way of controlling the population?

  2. YES it is… pmsl I didn’t think they had actual bones.. just called them boners lolol

  3. Well I am altogether certain they will have a pill for this soon.

  4. Maybe the water was just cold

  5. desk49

    So Ladys the new saying is the smaller the better, (then nothing)

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