Parole Denied

No bail for man who threatened to eat judge's childrenOK, here’s the thing mister. There is no hope in hell of getting parole after you sent a letter to a judge threatening to cook and eat his kids. Just saying. Hello, you also wrote that you wanted to cook the children first to make them “more palatable”. Good grief, you really didn’t think this through.

Want sauce with that?

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3 responses to “Parole Denied

  1. Binky

    The dumber the better. . .

  2. So cannibalism is not suggested prior to parole hearings.

  3. The ‘fava beans and a nice chianti’ defense?!

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