Remember Abu Hamza, the evil British radical hate cleric with one eye and a hook? Yeah him. Well anywho, he’s been sitting in a cell friggin fuming since having been extradited to the US to face 11 terror charges. Evidently, the yanks don’t take too kindly to terrorists having large metal hooks on the end of their arms. No siree, they prefer them to have spoons, or in this case a spork.
Seems when he arrived in the US they removed his metal hook, making it near impossible for him to use the toilet or turn on taps. Now lawyers are trying to get approval for him to replace the hook with a spork. Hmm, he could still poke someone’s eye out with one of that thing. Might want to make it a plastic spoon?