The Ninjas Did It

teen shot in groin says ninjas did itTelling people you were shot by  ninjas is no way to go through life son. The teen, who rocked up to hospital with a gunshot wound to his groin, originally told police he’d been shot by two men dressed as ninjas but when police found no evidence at the scene the kid confessed he had accidentally shot himself. Not cool to be telling that to your gang members.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Sore Loser, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!

11 responses to “The Ninjas Did It

  1. Gun shot wound to his groin? Gee.. The loser missed by a long shot….

  2. Aww don’t say that!
    Shooting oneself in groin is an art in itself

  3. Binky

    Maybe he is a ninja.

  4. Ninja bastards. I remember when I was a kid, they were always stealing my homework.

  5. He would have confessed but he didn’t have the balls

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