Telling people you were shot by ninjas is no way to go through life son. The teen, who rocked up to hospital with a gunshot wound to his groin, originally told police he’d been shot by two men dressed as ninjas but when police found no evidence at the scene the kid confessed he had accidentally shot himself. Not cool to be telling that to your gang members.
Gun shot wound to his groin? Gee.. The loser missed by a long shot….
Or just inches
Aww don’t say that!
Shooting oneself in groin is an art in itself
Maybe he is a ninja.
He didn’t see himself coming
The stealthy asshole 😦 lol
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I am trained in the style of the self-inflicted wound…
Lolol Ninja Pindya
Ninja bastards. I remember when I was a kid, they were always stealing my homework.
He would have confessed but he didn’t have the balls
He was too scrotumised to talk about it 😦 lol