North Korea Declares a State of War

Oh for crying out loud Kim Jong Un you are making it very hard for the Loon to know what to wear with all your talk of kabooming the US and South Korea. Yeah, I know Hawaii, Washington DC, Los Angeles and Austin, Texas are marked on your really big map but I would just like to know if you have any intentions of sending a rocket my way. I have a hard hat at the ready but I’m not sure whether to drain my jacuzzi or not. I have also purchased a North Korean phrase book , just in case . Oh and before I forget could you keep your chanting of ‘death to the U.S. imperialists’ down as the South Koreans are trying to sleep. Word on the street is Obama has Dennis Rodman at the ready for negotiation talks and the UN are frantically writing their strongly worded letter. In the meantime I will be sleeping with one eye open.

North Korea Declares a State of War


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Kim Jong Um

14 responses to “North Korea Declares a State of War

  1. Loon, I’ve been trying, and failing miserably, to come up with a catchy nickname for that nutjob ever since he went off on this latest bit-o-madness. You know, something like that really cool “Immadinnerjacket” thing you came up with for his brudder-from-anudder-mudder in Iran. And we can’t use “The Worm” because his buddy Dennis holds the patent for that one! šŸ˜‰

  2. What up with that dude’s hat?

    • susi spice

      good way to isolate the lice in his hair to one particular controlled area. also i fear dennis rodman had something to do with it… his new BFF.

  3. Looking closely at the big map, he has your neighbours house marked…sleep well are of the hook.

  4. More names:
    Puck face
    Dogs arse
    Football head
    Shit bucket
    Ronald Mac Un
    Miss North Korea
    Fat twat
    Rock ape
    Glutten sack

  5. Red

    Someone needs to tell the guy with the funnel on his head, his head is too small.

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