Monthly Archives: April 2013

Carnival Game 1, Henry Gribbohm 0

Good grief, some dude in the US used his entire life savings on … wait for it… a carnival game. Yep, he lost the lot ($2,600) trying to win an Xbox Kinect  by throwing balls into a bucket but instead got himself an enormous stuffed yellow banana with dreadlocks for his troubles. Oh for crying out loud Henry Gribbohm when you lost the first $300 you should never have gone home to get $2,300 more.  And as for Xbox Kinect, you should give him a freeby for all the publicity the loser  Henry is receiving.

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Jigsaws Can Be Such A Bitch

Sorry for laughing . Dave Evans had just submitted his 40,000 piece Queen’s Jubilee jigsaw puzzle to the Guinness World of Records for the world’s largest jigsaw when it suddenly fell. The puzzle , which took 200 hours to cut, was suppose to go on display at the Queen’s Sandringham Estate in Norfolk before the disaster struck. Now Dave is asking volunteers to help him put it back together real quick. The 19ft 6in by 8ft puzzle collapsed when a passerby asked Dave for directions while he was in the middle of adjusting the huge frame.

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Cheetah Attacks President

Cheetah attacks president of Botswana

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Botswana’s president got a nasty surprise while visiting an army barracks last week. He got too close to a cheetah at feeding time and it friggin bit/scratched him in the face. Oh, I have no idea what the cheetah was doing at the barracks either, so don’t ask.

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Best Way To Get Bowser Rash

Note to would-be petrol thieves, this is not how to do it.

Psst Queensland

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Sibling Rivalry Problem Solved

A brother kills his brother at another brother's funeralOi, oi, oi, a man in London has been arrested for killing his brother while at the funeral of their other brother. I know, crazy , right? Evidently, the brothers got into a heated argument during the funeral which lead to the younger one being stabbed to death. Sheez, the next funeral  is going to be awkward.

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“Bomb” Will Get You In Trouble Every Time

Man with Tourettes told couldn't fly because he said bombA man was not allowed to board a plane from the US to Puerto Rico because he kept repeating the word “bomb”. Steady on loons, the man has Tourette Syndrome and when he gets nervous he sometimes says  things he’s trying to suppress, like all the Boston bombing mayhem. His friends had notified the airline and TSA about his condition prior but obviously they didn’t take it into consideration. Sheez , he could have sat next to me, I wouldn’t have cared , I’m more worried about the plane crashing.

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So That’s Why The Dishes Were Piling Up

Man lived with corpse in trailer homeOK, we know times are tough but living for months with a corpse on the sofa in your trailer home is just plain wrong. The body of the elderly woman was found during the serving of an eviction notice. The man who lived with her was arrested for all the things he failed to do following her death from natural causes.

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