Penis On The Pavement

vandals carve penis into newly laid concreteWouldn’t it make you just scream. Some poor butcher arrived at his shop to discover some evil doer had carved a 6ft penis into his newly laid  $7000 concrete parking lot. To make matters worse he doesn’t have the money to redo the job so he will now park his car over it to avoid the expected jibes. Seriously, that would be a status symbol in my driveway.


Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Whoops!

11 responses to “Penis On The Pavement

  1. Oh look, is that a little heart I see? Nice touch. 🙂

  2. That is your driveway Loon. Fancy the celtic one spotting the heart….lol … I noticed the wheely bins in the back ground…lol

  3. That penis looks like it has a growth Mega. What’s that lump on top?

  4. I would hope he had security cameras. I would find the little brat (or big one for that matter) and make him come and lick it every single morning.

  5. Come on Bearman, redraw this to make it into an animal. I have already. I have eyes where the testicles are. Teeth where the heart is. A big nose where the penis is. Easy peasy ! Then send it to Loon

    • Hey you just ruined my joke 🙂 lmao
      i knew that I should have read these
      comments first 😦 lol

      Hey Celtic Queen I hope you
      are enjoying your weekend 🙂 xxxx

  6. You are looking at this wrong way round Loon,
    in actual fact it is a carving of a long nosed, big
    eared mouse called Johnson 🙂 lol

    Enjoy your weekend Loon 😉 🙂 xxxx

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