Wedding Guests Asked To Go On Cleansing Diet

Wedding Guests Asked To Go On Cleansing DietOMG, some Hollywood yoga guru has asked all the guests invited to her wedding to go on a three-week cleanse before the big day. Evidently, she wants them all ‘to look and feel their best’. The “cleanse” is a special diet designed by none other than the bride to be. You know what? NO. Why can’t people love me for the slob I am, and while you are at it pass me another glass of that sugar free organic champers.

Psst She’s lucky I wasn’t invited!!!

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8 responses to “Wedding Guests Asked To Go On Cleansing Diet

  1. I’d send back my ‘Declined’ letter telling her she ‘s the one who needs cleaning on the inside. How rude.

  2. susi spice

    Wait wait wait wait….. Ok… So where can I get this sugar free organic champers??!

  3. Susi it will probably taste like crap lol

  4. Red

    Is she afraid someone is going to fart at her wedding?

  5. hOpefully the shit hits the fan before the wedding

  6. I am sure the sweetheart she is, she had arranged commode chairs for everyone..

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