Two families in Ontario suspect passing airplanes have been dropping crap on their properties and by crap I mean poop. The families say that their cars and driveways where splattered with petrid smelling feces which could have only come from above….. from either a plane or a “pterodactyl”. Airport authorities say samples have been analysed and it definitely ain’t their shit.
Look. Up in the Sky. It’s …. Run
Filed under Er Gross !, Friggin Gross, Whoops!
The Friggin Loon 
Gol danged pterodactyls! Time to break out the anti-aircraft weapons Loon! 😆
Phooey pooey !
Must be a hole in the plane sewerage tank. Or someone is pooing out the window
Maybe it’s alien!
If it’s alien poo from space wouldn’t it burn up on re entry???
Only after eating a curry 😦 Eeeeuw
That is just disturbing.
How does the airport know it’s not theirs?
What a stinky surprise 😦 Eeeek
Ugh… how would you like to work at that lab?!