Everyone out of the Willow Springs Water Park in Arkansas, seems there is a nasty brain eating parasite living there. The amoeba likes hanging around warm water and soil and getting into people’s heads. A young girl is currently fighting for her life after swimming at the park.
Monthly Archives: July 2013
Move Over Zombies We Have Braining Eating Parasites
Filed under Friggin Scary
Psychics Didn’t See This Coming
Dodgy phone psychic have been busted in Moscow. Seem the ring of so called psychics had been telling people they were cursed before charging them a whopping fee to remove it over the phone. The service was advertised on a popular cable network . Dumbasses. Sheez, if they were real psychics they would have seen the 10 years in jail coming.
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Well I Never
Fish First
Shh people, the fish are sleeping. Swedish authorities have told a night club they have to lower their music because of concerns over cichlid fish living in the club. Evidently they have been playing their music at over 100 decibels when the law clearly states that music must be kept at 65 decibels or lower when pet animals are in the vicinity. Seriously, did some one dob them in?
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife
Mafia Hiding Place Exposed
Oh dear, the mafia have been sprung. Seems a concrete recycling plant in Nagasaki are finding body parts in the crushed up rubble. A hand and arm were discovered on the conveyor belt used to separate the concrete last week. No word on whether it is Jimmy Hoffa.
Filed under Friggin Japan, Well I Never
Sounded Like A Good Idea At The Time
How do two teens from Manitoba get to visit their mate in a Winnipeg jail for free? Hmm, well setting light to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police station pretty much guarantees it. The two teens aged 13 and 14 wanted to be flown to Winnipeg to see their buddy who was being held on arson charges. The judge only granted one of the punks their wish, the youngest didn’t have any priors so was given bail. Hmm, maybe his parents will drive them.
Filed under Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never
Bouncy House Goes Kaboom
Move over exploding oxygen tank we have a new winner and it’s a bouncy castle. Yep, the inflatable house kaboomed in a park while kiddies were jumping around inside. Some were trapped and injured and will probably have some great phobias for life.
Filed under Whoops!
Oxygen Tank + Cigarette = Kaboom
Word of warning loons, do be smoking while using your oxygen tank . A man in Kentucky died after he lit a cigarette and his oxygen tank exploded. His family said it wasn’t the first time his tanks had blown (three prior explosions) but add that this time it was different because it killed him.
Filed under Whoops!
This Is Not What You Want
Horrifying footage of the high speed train that crashed in Spain makes flying look safe….
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World
Bubonic Plague Squirrel
No need to panic loons but a plague infested squirrel has been found in the Table Mountain Campgrounds in California. The squirrel tested positve last week and now the area has been closed. Damn those fleas. Aint nobody want no bubonic plague.
Filed under Friggin Scary, Friggin Wildlife