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Monthly Archives: August 2013
Paranoid much? Some guy waltzed into an Egyptian police station with a swan under his arm believing it to be a spy. The bird, which was probably as confused as could be, had a small electrical device attached to its leg. After some investigating it was determined the swan was not an undercover agent nor a terrorist but merely a bird being tracked by some wildlife nut. As you were.
Part B of any good bank robbery is the exit strategy. Using a garbage chute on the 21 floor is not one of them. A maintenence worker had to pull the trapped fool out of the trash compactor area of the basement after he robbed a bank and the fell ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 21 floors into garbage. Injuries? Oh, he had a few.
A US executive is suing her boss (and scent making firm Firmenich) for $6 million after he told her she looked like Susan Boyle. Sheez, only $6 million?
Some poor Japanese guy got the Jurassic scared out of him as he headed to his office.