Your Zoo Sucks

A zoo in the People’s Park of Luohe thought they could pull the wool over their customer’s eyes by thinly disguising a Tibetan mastiff dog as an African lion. The only problem was, the damn thing barked.  Oh and just in case you thought that leopard looked weird…. it’s really a white fox. Hey, hang on I haven’t finished yet, that wolf … another dog. One appalled zoo goer said “They should at least use a husky to pretend to be a wolf”. Ouch.

Psst Way to mess with children’s heads. Daddy, can I buy that lion in the window?

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17 responses to “Your Zoo Sucks

  1. Ah h e’s just a big ol pussycat that happens to bark. Nothing wrong with that now is there. The lions were away “BREEDING”. How convenient. I mean they only paid $2.50 entrance fee. What did they think they were gonna get, a real Lion?

  2. Binky

    Yeah, that dachshund pygmy wolf didn’t fool anyone.

  3. Not a big fan of zoos. I know they need them for breeding purposes but as a rule I hate to see animals locked up.

  4. What a bunch of azzhats. I love well tended zoos with great breeding programs. There are some in the world that do a spectacular job of both providing for the animals and showing them.

  5. Seems to me, that was a roar. Yes, a roar. Y’all just need to turn up your speakers. It’s a lion with a Chinese accent.

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