In other news, police in Wisconsin arrested Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop for possession of weed with intent to sell. Yep, the dude legally changed his name in 2011. Obviously “Jeffrey” wasn’t hip enough. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop faces 5 years in jail and no doubt 5 years of Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop from Bubba and his mates. Might want to invest in some soap on a rope …. just sayin.