Wedding Nightmare

Wedding delayed after man cuts off his testiclesWhat’s the worse way to ruin a wedding ? I’m guessing, having some random dude, who had just cut off his balls with a pair of scissors, waltzing into the church covered in blood just as the wedding guest are arriving will pretty much do it. The vicar had to delay the nuptials while he dealt with the man , the blood and the horrified guests. One attendee said “When I went in the church, I saw something on the floor which I could only describe as flesh, which I thought was part of his arm but that was one of his testicles.”

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5 responses to “Wedding Nightmare

  1. I think there’s a message in there somewhere lol

  2. I dread to think of what the hubbies other bit
    looks like if she thought a testicle was part of
    an arm šŸ˜¦ The mind boggles…

  3. Anonymous

    Grooms old boyfriend professing his undying love?

  4. Alrighty then, message regarding marriage overall?

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