Patrick The Anti Social Gorilla

Patrick the lowland gorilla has a behavioral prob, he friggin hates his fellow apes at the Dallas Zoo. Yep, so much so they are moving him to South Carolina where they can better deal with his issues. The biggest problem with Patrick is he was born at the Bronx zoo where he hung with the human folk . When he was eventually moved to Dallas he went ….hell no, I ain’t mingling with no banana eating, southern drawling,  bunch of hairy backed gorillas, get me a bagel and coffee.

This is Patrick …

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife, Well I Never

3 responses to “Patrick The Anti Social Gorilla

  1. He’s a cute kid, I mean Gorilla 🙂

  2. poor thing, just wants to hang with those he believes are his intellectual equals.

  3. Binky

    He’s a Yankee! Maybe he just misses his baseball team.

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