Forget the fiscal cliff we have bigger things to worry about. Seems there is some enormous friggin asteroid heading straight for us with a 1 in 63,000 chance of a direct hit. Heavens to Murgatroyd . NASA says the 400 meter asteroid has a a kaboom force of 2000 atomic bombs and a danger rating of 1 out of a possible 10 on the Torino Impact Hazard Scale but we all know they would never tell us the truth. Anywho, we have until 2032 before potential kaboom, so I suggest we all start digging ourselves asteroid shelters. Hmm, yep I’m guessing fibbing is the best option, as I couldn’t cope with 19 years of mass hysteria…… AND don’t expect Bruce Willis to come to our rescue, he’ll be 77 .