Attention cheap skates and non fussed consumers, there is a new website showing you how to make your own cell phone for about $200. And no, you don’t have the be a techo, they give you easy step by step instructions. Just think, if you get cracking now, you could be handing them out as Christmas pressies. OK, but just be warned , most of the home made phones I have seen look suspiciously like bomb devices or really bad highschool woodshop projects …just saying.
Monthly Archives: November 2013
DIY Cell Phone
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Well I Never
Blind Freddy Could Have Activated Nuclear Bombs
Oh for goodness sakes. Guess what the secret code was to authorize the launching of the U.S. nuclear missiles at the height of the Cold War? How’s about 00000000. Yep, we were 8 zeroes away from being blown to kingdom come. Well, not me per say as I wasn’t even born yet but everyone else.The reasoning behind the code was the fear that if communication lines were knocked out during a war, soldiers wouldn’t have a clue how to activate the bombs . Officials insist that the codes for launching all nuclear weapons today are a little more complicated. Hmm, I should hope so, or all the codebreakers would be out of work.
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Pull Another One
A Swiss prisoner who had the almighiest of toothaches, but was denied treatment, escaped from a minimum security facility to see his dentist. Once his tooth was pulled he contacted police and they returned him to his cell. He only got an additional day added to his original one month sentence.
Filed under Thanks For Nothing, That's Gotta Hurt
Banana Peel Fail
A guy who tried to sue the Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority after he slipped and fell on a banana peel (hurting his back) has been busted after security footage showed him setting up the fall. Yep, footage revealed him dropping the peel before the big fake slipperoo. Now the dude is facing charges of second degree fraud.
Filed under That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!
Whoopsie
As parents were laying flowers on the grave of their son they got the fright of their life when they heard ‘Hello mum and dad. I’m back.’ coming from behind them. Hmm, seems that wasn’t their son in the grave but a random they had identified as their missing son. Their real son, who had up and left to ‘find himself’ in 2011, had no clue that his parents thought he was dead. Evidently following the son’s disappearance the police notified them about a body found in a forrest which they mistakenly identified. Police are now reopening files and exhuming the body to find out who is in the grave.
Filed under Well I Never, Whoops!
New JFK Assassination Footage Surfaces
Just when you thought we would be watching the Zapruder footage over and over again, some guy has popped up claiming he has unseen footage of the JFK assassination. But wait, he also claims the new unseen footage shows another gunman hiding behind a shrub. That’ll be that damn grassy knoll dude I bet. Anywho, the present owner of the footage says he’s has been holding onto it for over 40 years but is now looking for a buyer.
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What Would Make You Give Up A Testicle?
OK guys, what sort of car would make you give up a testicle ? Maserati, Porsche, Ferrari? Hmm, some guy is giving up a ball to purchase his dream car …. a Nissan. Evidently the going rate in the US for a testicle is $35,000, the exact price for a Nissan 370Z V6 Coupe.The guy is happy to donate to medical science in return to be sitting (even if a tad lobsided) behind the wheel of a coupe.
Filed under That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never