Seems muggers are getting rather fussy in the Big Apple. After two armed men robbed a guy in Central Park, taking his a cellphone, a briefcase and a wallet, they paused a second before handing back his phone. Evidently, the outdated 2010 LG Quantum wasn’t good enough for them. Needless to say the victim used his crappy Quantum to ring the police.
Monthly Archives: December 2013
What The Hell Is This?
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Sore Loser, Well I Never
On Ya Bike
Well, well, isn’t London lucky. Seems the architect responsible for the “Gherkin” and the new Wembley stadium has a new plan for the city.Introducing SkyCycle. Yep, 135 miles of bicycle paths running above the existing railway lines. It’s cheaper than building new roads and it will cut off about 30 minutes of driving and waiting for train time.
Filed under Friggin Awesome
Justin Beiber Begone
2014 is looking better already with the announcement that the Beibs is retiring. Here is the goat version of his hit. See ya Beibs.
Filed under Friggin Awesome
Oh Deer
Of all the stupid things a white tailed deer could do, jumping into a cheetah enclosure at the Smithsonian’s National Zoo is way up there. Nothing left but a carcass and some very happy cheetahs.
Filed under Friggin Wildlife
Incoming Christmas Hams
The definition of awkward …when the United States Air Force parachutes 750 ornately decorated honey-glazed Christmas hams into assorted Pashtun tribes in an attempt to win the “hearts and minds” of the Taliban. Hmm, I might change that from awkward to epic fail as the Taliban reactions was to increase its suicide bombings. Lucky they didn’t drop crates of Budweiser as well !!!
Psst Seriously? I suspect this is a hoax story.
Filed under Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!
No Toilet, No Come Home
An Indian woman who left her hubby because they didn’t have a decent toilet in their house has agreed to return on the condition a flusher is installed. The poor woman and her two kids had to plonk in the open because there was no loo.
Filed under They Live Among Us !, You Go Girl!
Spellcheck Fail on Monument
The designer of a Norwegian war monument, unveiled in November, has blamed her English spellcheck program for the bucketful of typos and grammatical errors that riddle the plaque. The designer added “some of the other errors are simply examples of artistic expression”. Yikes, on a wartime resistance fighters monument? Really?
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
Killer Python
Forget dengue fever Bali has a new killer and it comes in the form of a 4.5m killer python. Yes, the reptile has already crushed the life of out of a security guard at a luxury hotel and is currently on the loose. Feet up people.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
Grannies Go Wild
This was left on a boss’s voicemail… dare you not to grin
Filed under Friggin Hilarious
Piranado
Hmm, might want to avoid swimming in those Argentine rivers around Christmas time, seems the piranhas aren’t in the festive mood. Just ask the 60 swimmers who got chomped on whilst taking a dip during a Christmas heat wave. The nasty little pack fish chewed on fingers and toes and ripped flesh from their unsuspecting victims (including kiddies). Ouchy, ouch!
Filed under Sore Loser, That's Gotta Hurt