What The Hell Is This?

Seems muggers are getting rather fussy in the Big Apple. After two armed men robbed a guy in Central Park, taking his a cellphone, a briefcase and a wallet, they paused a second before handing back his phone. Evidently, the outdated 2010 LG Quantum wasn’t good enough for them. Needless to say the victim used his crappy Quantum to ring the police.

On Ya Bike

Well, well, isn’t London lucky. Seems the architect responsible for the “Gherkin” and the new Wembley stadium has a new plan for the city.Introducing SkyCycle. Yep, 135 miles of bicycle paths running above the existing railway lines. It’s cheaper than building new roads and it will cut off about 30 minutes of driving and waiting for train time.

Justin Beiber Begone

2014 is looking better already with the announcement that the Beibs is retiring. Here is the goat version of his hit. See ya Beibs.

Oh Deer

Of all the stupid things a white tailed deer could do, jumping into a cheetah enclosure at the Smithsonian’s National Zoo is way up there. Nothing left but a carcass and some very happy cheetahs.

Incoming Christmas Hams

We kill you

The definition of awkward …when the United States Air Force parachutes 750 ornately decorated honey-glazed Christmas hams into assorted Pashtun tribes in an attempt to win the “hearts and minds” of the Taliban. Hmm, I might change that from awkward to epic fail as the Taliban reactions was to increase its suicide bombings. Lucky they didn’t drop crates of Budweiser as well !!!

Psst Seriously? I suspect this is a hoax story.

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No Toilet, No Come Home

An Indian woman who left her hubby because they didn’t have a decent toilet in their house has agreed to return on the condition a flusher is installed. The poor woman and her two kids had to plonk in the open because there was no loo.

Spellcheck Fail on Monument

The designer of a Norwegian war monument, unveiled in November, has blamed her English spellcheck program for the bucketful of typos and grammatical errors that riddle the plaque. The designer added “some of the other errors are simply examples of artistic expression”. Yikes, on a wartime resistance fighters monument? Really?

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Killer Python

Forget dengue fever Bali has a new killer and it comes in the form of a 4.5m killer python. Yes, the reptile has already crushed  the life of out of a security guard at a luxury hotel and is currently on the loose. Feet up people.

Grannies Go Wild

This was left on a boss’s voicemail… dare you not to grin

Piranado

Hmm, might want to avoid swimming in those Argentine rivers around Christmas time, seems the piranhas aren’t in the festive mood. Just ask the 60 swimmers who got chomped on whilst taking a dip during a Christmas heat wave. The nasty little pack fish chewed on fingers and toes and ripped flesh from their unsuspecting victims (including kiddies). Ouchy, ouch!