Kim Jong Un’s Wife IS Alive … For Now

kim-jong-um-but-holeCalm down everyone, Kim Jong Um hasn’t had his missus executed for not standing up fast enough. The very obedient wife Ri, who has been AWOL for the past few weeks, appeared on his arm yesterday for a parade to honour the second anniversary of his dead dad Kim Jong Il.  Kim Jong Um has been getting some global flack after executing his uncle last week. See,  he isn’t a complete bastard.

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10 responses to “Kim Jong Un’s Wife IS Alive … For Now

  1. Unless she’s a doppelganger.

  2. No he’s an “Incomplete” bastard lol

  3. Oh I’m so glad she’s ok, I must admit that I was worried

  4. No DNA amongst that lot..including the wife….it would only show up as shit….why would you even hang out with such a dunderclumpin twat… I hope they all rot quickly….

  5. Who would marry this malcontent? Oh never mind, that idiot Denise Rodman would in a heartbeat.

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