Stop Drinking The Petrol

No petrol, no high

No petrol, no high

A man from Cleveland has been banned from going near any garage pumps after he was caught drinking petrol …again. The addict loves nothing better than slashing the hose and taking a drink or sniff of gasoline before doing a little jig while high as a kite. A few years back he tried beating the habit by attending meetings but was kicked out due to the stench and the fear he posed a fire risk.

Want sauce with that?


Filed under Friggin Gross, Well I Never

3 responses to “Stop Drinking The Petrol

  1. Obviously he is taking his petrol head status just a little too far 😦 lol

    Have you had a lovely time over the holidays Loon 😉 🙂

    Happy New Year my sweet and great friend 🙂 xxxx

  2. I guess the get suspicious when he fills up his wine bottles at the pump.

  3. I take it he’s a non-smoker ?

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