Shopping Mall Castaway

richard-simmons2An Italian man claims he spent 13 months lost in a Dubai shopping mall unable to find an exit. The dishevelled man appeared with a battered trolley a few days ago  telling confused staff he had been surviving on fast food after he was parted from his friend during a mad shopping rush. Despite raised eyebrows the man was taken to hospital.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass

5 responses to “Shopping Mall Castaway

  1. He couldn’t find the exit, but he could find food. I guess he couldn’t find any people, either, to help him out.

  2. Obviously in a straight-jacket…
    That’s if he could put his double
    egg and sausage, bacon and
    chutney laden teacake down
    while they fastened the straps.

    Hope you are having fun Loon 😉 xxxx

  3. He obviously found the toilets too.

  4. hello friggin loon its dennis the vizsla dog hay dada sez this sownds just like charlie on the mta!!! i hav no ideea hoo charlie is or wot the mta is or why charlie is on the mta dada just sez things like that frum time to time!!! ok bye

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