Dead Guru In Freezer Just Meditating

Help!!!

Help!!!

Just a little word of warning if you just happen upon a body in an ashram freezer. Don’t panic, that’s just Guru Ashutosh Maharaj. Seems his Indian devotees, who don’t believe he is dead but simply in a state of samadhi (the highest level of meditation), plonked him in a freezer for safe keeping. Well,  until he comes out of his medatative state. Awkward. Seems doctors say heart attack, followers say meditation … that guru could be freezing for some time.

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7 responses to “Dead Guru In Freezer Just Meditating

  1. How’s he supposed to come out of his meditative state if they keep him frozen?

  2. Living in Daylesford and what with all the “Beautiful Hippy Dope Smoking People” all grown up we now have the meditation and Ashram stuff happening. I see these places but never any Indians. Perhaps they are in the freezer meditating.

  3. I guess death is a pretty high meditation level. Nothing would distract him, not even the cold

  4. You never know, it could happen

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