Holy Olive Oil

priest 2If there ever was a law suit waiting to happen.An Auckland evangelical church is offering a cure all oil to its followers. The church claims the magical oil can cure schizoprenia, tumours, strokes and marriage problems (to name a few). What is the magic potion you ask? Hmm, it is none other than olive oil… but wait… the oil has been blessed at the sites of biblical miracles in Israel which makes it special.In their newslatter they say “The Holy Oil was chosen by God as an instrument of faith to heal the sick …If you have faith and use the oil in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, God will bless you,” Good luck with that.

Psst Do you cook with it or rub it on? Confused.

Want sauce with that?


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8 responses to “Holy Olive Oil

  1. Both.. for the best results

  2. It rubs the lotion on its skin

  3. I thought you drank it.

  4. Do not get me started, my still current MIL use to send home ‘blessed’ oil as a cure for what ails. She believed it.

  5. Loon then why hasn’t it healed that wart on his face . Sorry God don’t mean to mock the afflicted. The article doesn’t say “Magical”, it points more to “Miraculous”. Evangelical Christians are always a tad over the top as was the painter of my house. I had to tell him he’d need SAVING if he didn’t get on with the job. He talked about Jesus and God all day long. That’s fine as long as he was painting as well. Nothing wrong with born again Christians, at least they have some kind of belief and that is better than nothing. At least they are “positive” most of the time . Oh one more thing Loon they are Kiwis after all.

  6. Anonymous

    If it were cannabis oil, as reference to it’s use is documented in the bible, then they would have something!

  7. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it Loon,
    now where are we going to rub it in first? 😉 xxxx

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