Guess what loons? Bram Stoker’s castle in Romania is up for sale. Yep, the ultimate sleep with one eye open and a stake house. The elderly owners are kinda sick of looking for somewhere to pee as the castle has 57 rooms but no bathroom. Awks. The price is a mere $135 million, but the down side is you will have to live in Romania and put up with people doing stupid dracula accents. The owners are hoping the new owners will make it into a hotel. Boo!!!