Cash Deposit

police 7OK, one more time men, no, you can’t have sex with an inanimate object (other than your wife). OK, can someone please pass this on to the dude who tried having sex with an ATM … oh and the picnic table… at the Boro Bar and Grill, because lets face it , who wants to have “nude from the waist down, walking around the bar, thrusting his hips in the air” on their police report…just saying.

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  1. Puts a whole new spin on “SPERM BANK” …..Sorry I mentioned sperm dear Celticqueen1…

  2. Mega it’s the other ‘S’ word I don’t like The SCROTUM word. It even sounds bad. I had to let you have a read of what country women here get up to. I was reading a site for country people who want to buy and sell junk and borrow whatever they can instead of buying.. Have a read. They never fail to amuse me here. I’m not inot nor have I ever heard of women steaming their vaginas or their wombs but apparently they do. lolol. The mayans did it. I’ll never be able to look at these women the same way again lolol……

    Jaqi Mudge
    15 hrs
    .Hi folks,
    I need to make or buy one of these steaming stools. Please let me know if you have an old small stool and/or an old wooden toilet seat that I can make one from. Cheers (looking like these stools are making a come back among women, anyone with carpentry skills could turn a dollar here)
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    .Leanne Christmas How much do they sell for Jaqi. I could make them

    15 hours ago · Like · 1
    ..Jaqi Mudge Yeah I guess I could too Leanne. In the USA they go for around $100, well the link only had one supplier mentioned.

    14 hours ago · Like
    ..Leanne Christmas is it for steaming your face??

    14 hours ago · Like · 1
    .So Ma I have been sitting here grimacing thinking why? Uh butt steaming???? then it clicked a face steamer maybe?? Please let me know as I’m a bit bemused at my own train of thought!

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    ..Allison Murray bunnings have pre cut letters all sizes wooden would one of their o’s in the craft section be good to make these / they are pre cut and not painted

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    .Angela Mitten Yes please, tell us more!

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    Monica O’Connor I bought a chair on here which my husband cut a hole out of. It works perfectly
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    .Ann Telfer Skowron ?

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    ..Liz Doyle yes now I am intrigued which end do you steam???

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    ..Jaqi Mudge Ha ha you guyz are funny! It’s for steaming your vagina and warming your womb. I thought I added some links to articles about it, here somewhere? Mayan women used to do it.

    9 hrs · Like · 1
    ..So Ma OM MY LORD,…hahahaha now I’m in hysterics….

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    ..Liz Doyle did Mayan women use it at a certain time of their lives…? really intrigued now (just going to pop the kettle on…)

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    Michelle Whaley Wendy Hansford!

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    ..Yuliya Wojcicki Do u know the sizes? How much do you want to pay?

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    So Ma i am however interested in learning more, now i know the intended use….

    9 hrs · Like
    .Yuliya Wojcicki So Ma, google it

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    So Ma I will later this week….

    8 hrs · Like
    ..Liz Doyle I saw a good one , using a wooden toilet seat, and the steel frame of an old sturdy dining chair, fix it to it somehow and it’s a quick cheap alternative to buying one

    NOW DO YOUN SEE WHY I NEED TO MOVE BACK TO THE CITY?????

  3. The guy must have a fetish for hopping
    onto bizarre objects, I winder if the espresso
    will be next, or perhaps the neighbour’s
    flip flops😦 Eeeeeeeeuw

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