Of All The Low Down Sneaky Tricks

No I don't have Swine Flu, just a sniffle

No I don’t have Swine Flu, just a sniffle

Run everyone, a group of angry Malaysian Muslims are demanding a Jihad on the Cadbury company. Seems Cadbury Dairy Milk hazelnut and Cadbury Dairy Milk roast almond contain traces of pig DNA. A spokesman for the group said “They have betrayed us Muslims by putting ‘haram’ elements through the foods we consume in our body, to weaken us Muslims,”. Ironic, considering the chocolate in question is made in their Malaysian factory. Sheez, if us Westerners declared a Jihad everytime a hoof was found in our …oh never mind

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15 responses to “Of All The Low Down Sneaky Tricks

  1. I want my chocolate halal but my pepperoni haram with a side of ham.

  2. susi spice

    If the chocolate was made in their own Malaysian factory, then, the jihad should be on themselves. Was this between their cigarette packs they all smoke? And the booze they drink before going to Friday prayers?? Fanatic hypocritical lunatics.

  3. Found in our???
    I think the word you’re looking for is meat pie

  4. When I was in the Navy I did a couple of years at HMAS Nirimba, the Navy’s apprentice training depot in western Sydney. they used to train Malaysian Navy apprentices there too. Whenever there was Pork for dinner they would have a non-pork meal for the Muslim apprentices. If we didn’t want pork & asked for lamb for example we were told that we couldn’t ‘cos it was only for the Muslim sailors. I’m not bitter but I’d like to declare a jihad on Navy chefs!!!

  5. So our chocolate is evolving into pork?

  6. susi spice

    i still find it hilarious how many muslims do so many “haram” things – when i was at uni all the muslim girls and guys i knew all did something they werent supposed to..wear sexy clubby clothes showing off everything, drink alcohol, smoke, gamble, sex before marriage,(or all the above), some even extreme things like smoking pot, drug dealing, one guy even had a charge for arms dealing, but lord help you if you ever came near them with bacon..suddenly it was like they were trying to run away from the plague.. lol but of course they all lived a double life (never did those things in front of other muslims just those of us who are godless pigs)

    • I know a guy who is married to a Jewish woman, who, whenever she goes away to visit her mother , races to the store to buy bacon. LOL

      • Loon I used to make Sauerkraut and take it to work fro lunch and my Jewish bosses used to have some too. Belly pork and all. Everyone has a price lolol. BUY your lunch or free sauerkraut. Muslims are no better!

  7. The reason why Muslims don’t eat pork is that they can be carriers of diseases and parasite infestations.
    Oh and pigs don’t have sweat glands so toxins stay in their bodies.
    Dear god, I’m scratching it off my list too😯

  8. Yeah watch out Loon you could get worms. Ewh itchy bum !!

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