When 14 year old Abby Hernandez went missing 9 months ago a witness to the abduction gave a description of the abductor. Hmm, yeah, was she a little off…. OK a lot off. Luckily he was caught despite the sketch.
An English plumber built a 4.8m fart machine so he could send the fart noise across the Channel to France. Still no cure for cancer.
Seriously, which part of OMG run, did you not get? Have you not seen the uber friggin plague movies where someone gets on a plane with an infectious disease and spreads it faster than jam on a muffin? Suddenly, after months of “run, flesh-eating Ebola virus on the loose”, authorities are only NOW worried about airports. Well, too late, someone has already spread the world’s deadliest disease to another country after hopping onto a flight to Lagos. Yep, his potential trail of distruction includes everyone at the airport he got on and off at, everyone on the plane and also Togo, where his flight had a scheduled stopover. So boom, there you have it, the script that is no longer fiction.
One of the actual dolls!!!!
OMG, someone in Orange County has been leaving creepy porcelain dolls on the doorsteps of eight different homes . The sinister part is the dolls all look similar to the 10 year old girls who live at the houses!!! The girls all attend the same school so odds are, it is either a prank or some sicko, Craigslisty, stalker person with a flair for dollmaking scaring the beejeezus out of them. Either way it is uber creepy and should be stopped.
Nosey Queen Elizabeth inadvertently photobombed two Aussie hockey players during the Commonwealth Games in Scotland.
OMG, a four year old has been banned from a doughnut shop in Connecticut because …wait for it… he asked a random woman if she had a “baby in her belly?” Awks. Seems she was just fat. The mother of the precious little snowflake said the next time they went to the shop the manager told her her child was not welcome because he was “rude”. Oh for crying out loud, when I was a little loon I asked a man at a restuarant why didn’t he have any hair!
Some dude told cops that the reason he attempted to rob a bank was to avoid going to jail. Seems he couldn’t afford to pay the court fees from his previous offences, which, yes Loons, were for prior robberies. Lord have mercy.
A memorial tree planted in LA in memory of Beatles member George Harrison has died thanks to an infestation of beetles.
Oh dear, seems Malaysian Airlines have just flown over another war zone, this time Syria!! This according to Flightradar app…..