Jump you fool, jump!!!!
Monthly Archives: August 2014
Comedian Joan Rivers is in a critical condition after she stopped breathing during surgery on her vocal chords . When doctors realised the 81 year was not breathing they called an ambulance and she was rushed to a New York hospital where she remains in a critical condition.
Hmm try, when you have to fake your own kidnapping to have a night out with the boys. Just ask the dude in England who rang his girlfriend and told her he was being held for ransom in a house in Bolton so he could continue to party with his mates. Distraught girlfriend then rings police, who then go looking for the fool. The cops eventually found him at 1.30am partying away. That’s a fine for wasting the police’s time right there…hmm and probably a week on the couch.
Oh dear, police don’t get out much in Alaska. They called the bomb squad after a resident discovered a strange object along the side of the road. A member of the force with formal Explosive Ordnance Disposal training was dispatched and he was able to identify the object as a plastic Star Wars toy …a light saber to be exact. As if a Jedi would be in Alaska!