Your roomie mows into your Chips Ahoy cookies without asking, what do you do? Well, if you were an ill tempered sweet toothed Illinois dude you would grab her around the throat with both hands and throw her into the bath tub and attempt to strangle her. Luckily the woman’s hubby and landlord heard the carry-on and came to her rescue. That’s an attempted murder and aggravated domestic battery charge right there.
Psst Seriously? The only cookie to die for is a mint slice.