Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego Assange?

rosesWhat is 6ft tall, pale, and wears a wig, red dress and high heel shoes? Julian Assange ?
Seems the whistleleaker is sick of his little cupboard in Ecuador’s embassy in London and is planning an exit strategy. The Wikileaker has a few serious health issues and has realised the Ecuadorians don’t have the adequate equipment to keep him alive. Checkmate. No word on when he plans to leave his compound but I’m guessing if you see an awkwardly walking pale woman in a red dress zip passed you, odds are , he’s left the building.

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5 responses to “Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego Assange?

  1. Always suspected he was a closeted “wiki-licker!”O_o

  2. So Julian is now in San DiegO?

  3. The new Misses Doubtfire….I look forward to having Carmen over for a cuppo T…

  4. Can’t hide forever, especially if you are not all you seem to be or in some cases more.

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