Heads Will Roll

embarrassedThe first rule when murdering and dismembering your roommate is to make sure the head doesn’t fall out of the trash bag when removing the body because someone might just see it. Just saying. The Memphis witness told police “When it fell, it was a head. I was like man what the hell, what you got going on bro?”

Want sauce with that?

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3 responses to “Heads Will Roll

  1. Some people are just too clumsy for homicide!

  2. Two heads are better than. . . oh, never mind.

  3. Better to blend the body in small amounts then just flush it a jug at a time down the lav. That’s how I always do it & haven’;t been caught yet.

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