Iron Balls

ambulanceA little word of warning to all men. If you are going to DIY 10 metal balls in your penis to improve your sex life make sure they don’t rust…just saying. Some Malaysian guy did it and all went well except for the fact his penis swelled for three days and he was exteme pain but then once everything had settled all was good . Fast forward a few months later and then kapow, he could no longer get an erection. Awks. When doctors removed the balls they discovered they were all rusted.


Filed under Sore Loser, That's Gotta Hurt

6 responses to “Iron Balls

  1. Chinese metal balls from ebay?..Now he has a 5 kilo chewy hanging between his legs…Idiot.

  2. Whatever next? Pffft

    Obviously a bit of a knob
    to try this scenario, now
    all he can look forward to
    is a limp lettuce and a nut
    job, I was going to say blow
    but his lettuce won’t allow
    it, so hard luck bozo… lol

  3. Makes me think of Iron Balls McGinty from the Steve Martin movie “The Jerk”

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