What Happens When A Lawyer Learns Photoshop ?

Way to reinforce your reputation . A lawyer is facing suspension after she photoshopped herself mingling with Hollywood elite and then posting the fake photos on her website to attract clients.

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Psst  What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller.

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8 responses to “What Happens When A Lawyer Learns Photoshop ?

  1. Another LAWYER IDIOT…. Her light sources are all wrong … dumb assed twat needs photography lessons before representing clients in court…. One cannot trust these lawyer creatures…

  2. PS: What’s the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?
    Answer: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

    Question: Why do male lawyers usually wear tight shirt collars and ties?
    Answer: It keeps their foreskins from creeping up and covering their faces.

    I could go on…..

  3. How cheeky of her, I mean him, I mean… Well, as Mega has already mentioned, it takes a dumb assed twat to think of such a stupid idea😦 Lawyers, hmm… lol

  4. I think this is a great idea….well unless one wants to get sued.

  5. It shows she has initiative

    • Oh Tony…she is a lawyer…all she has is a concrete bunker, a Porsche and a swimming pool…oh and a collection of stilettos…not initiative…lawyers are not creative…they are inapt sociopathic creatures…🙂

      • Oh sorry. Lawyers have initiative pfftt… What must I have been thinking???
        I must’ve been confused & thinking of a different profession like Garbo Truck Drivers or one of those other value to the community people.

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