Oh Deer

christmas tree 3OK, firstly I had no ideer (excuse the pun) that Norwegian reindeer were radioactive! Seems the source of Caesium-137 is thanks to dust that blew across from that damn friggin Chernobyl nuclear power plant in 1986. Scientists have now discovered that the reindeer are more radioactive than ever, thanks to their over indulging of gypsy mushrooms which is uber high in radioactive materials. This probably explains Rudolph’s red nose.

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7 responses to “Oh Deer

  1. Glow in the dark reindeer….I want one…

  2. ilafrance

    I’m so impressed at the quality of material that you write every day. You’re really good, and its a pleasure to read your material. Thanks for enlivening my evenings.

  3. Rudolph is now normal, I guess.

  4. Just don’t bump them. KABOOM!!!

  5. so that is why we say Ho deer!

  6. hello friggin loon its dennis the vizsla dog hay dada sez history shows agin and agin how naytcher poynts owt the folly of men — deerzilla!!! i hav eeven less ideea of wot he is tawking abowt now then i yoozhually do!!! ok bye

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