Worst Excuse For Keeping A Corpse

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I’m not eating THAT!!!

OK loons, fulfilling your dead hubby’s wish is one thing but keeping his corpse for 9 months is a tad extreme. The 88 year old told authorities that her husband wanted his body eaten by birds so everyday she would open the windows and doors but evidently the birds only got as far as the aircon. Police suspect she was telling whoppers because she had sprinkled lime around the corpse and was still cashing in his retirement checks.

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4 responses to “Worst Excuse For Keeping A Corpse

  1. It’s always about the buck.

  2. Maybe he liked martinis.

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